How to earn money by procrastinating

Step 1: Scatter your money. Put $5, $20, any bills in miscellaneous purses, boxes, etc. The more random and misplaced, the better.

Step 2: Wait a few years.

Step 3: Clean your room and find $55 and a never-redeemed $30 iTunes card. 

Step 4: Rejoice.

(Tried and true method (by me). Just don't put the money in things you may throw away)

Rachel Pally-- YUM!

I just rediscovered Rachel Pally. And I love it. Simple, comfy-looking, cute, and EXPENSIVE. Wah. Ah well. A girl can dream. 

PRETTY

CUTE

SIMPLE

LOVE!

Bumper Sticker confusion

I saw this on a car today. And if you know me, you know I have a nitpick to call to attention:

Proud parent... period! The saying is nice. Much better than the Proud Parent of an Honor Student at Blahblah Middle School, Proud Parent of a C+ or Higher Student (well, except for math. But every kid sucks at math), Proud Parent of a Dog, etc. stickers. 

But... huh.... something's not right.

Aha!

Period!

Period?

Period.

Shouldn't it be "Proud Parent... period."? I mean, I know they're super excited about how proud they are, but if you're actually writing that the sentence should end with a period, you should end it with a period. Or else it should say "Proud Parent... exclamation point!" But that's a bit wordy, dontcha think?

Ah well.

Maybe their kid isn't doing so hot in grammar either. That's why he/she is not an honor student. That's why they can't proudly display that "Proud Parent of an Honors Student" sticker on their car.

Mmhmm.

Old Calendars

Inspired by this post from my favorite blog, Young House Love, I'm wondering:

What do bookstores, etc. do with calendars from the past year that didn't sell?

You can't use them (well, you can use them for art, as Sherry and John mentioned), you can't sell them... do they go in the dumpster? Get recycled? Given away for free to anyone who'll take them? Ok, that last one is wishful thinking...

I'm totally going to ask someone next time I'm in Barnes & Noble.

But until then, any ideas? Have you worked at a calendar company/bookstore and know what happens to them? Do tell!

Parasols

I just realized two things about parasols:

1. They are made of lace because, not in spite, of the translucency of the fabric. So *some* but not all sun gets in. That makes sense, right? I always thought it was supposed to block all sun.

2. "Parasol" is either French or Spanish (or both) for "for sun." Para (for) sol (sun). Totally obvious, but I never noticed it before!

None of this information will ever help me in any way... nor does anyone ever use parasols anymore..... but still...

Yummy inspiration of the day!

(photo from decorology)

The colors! The delightful natural light! The splashes of pink! The crisp white! Who cares if it's just a bathroom--I LOVE IT!

Speaking of bathroom.... ours is painted! And the mirror is up! But we're still a ways away from "After" material, so be patient!

PS: I'm on vacation, so I'll be posting pretty sporadically for the next week. Sorry, loyal visitors!

Reminder

Dear Future Self:

Don't wear wedges to your next college tour. Those gorgeous green quads are pretty but not level. You will fall again. You will scrape up your knee again. You will land in the most awkward position possible again. It will be embarrassing again. It will hurt again. Don't do it... again.

Love,

Past Self

PS: Now the word "again" looks and sounds so weird. Yarg.

Preeeeetty!

So I know you're oggling at my new blog header, right? It's gorgeous isn't it?

Guess who did it?

No, seriously, guess.

"I give up" isn't an answer, GUESS!

...

Ok fine.

It was me!

It's surprisingly easy. I'm so proud of my work. Now if only I can figure out how to change the color of my type. There's no magenta on the color palette!

This Past Week

Things I've Learned in the Past Week:

- I have almost 100 more visitors than my mom's blog!

- The play Arcadia is LONG. Like 3 1/2 hours long. Learned that the hard way.

- Every stranger who hears you're a senior in high school WILL ask you about your plans for college.

- The weather this summer sucks

- Interior decorating is a lot harder than I thought

- Psych is back and still awesome!

- One of my first blog addictions, More Ways to Waste Time, is defunct. :(

Your LOL of the day!

Enjoy!