Showing posts with label S. Show all posts
Showing posts with label S. Show all posts

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Animal Miracles

So it's a Lazy Sunday and my Tivo is virtually empty. So I see what the always-misguided Tivo suggestions has left me, and it's so random. Some show called Animal Miracles, when I haven't even turned to Animal Planet in years. But it's the best of what I have, so I put it on as background noise.
It has stories of these miraculous animals doing miraculous things. Heartwarming and all, but the show itself, not having video of these occurrences, feels the need to make the victims reenact them. And they are not professional actors or anything (read: they suck). So it comes out pretty over-the-top and stupid.
Anyways, today's show had a dog who located a car crash victim, a cat who was reunited with its owners after 8 years, a dog who saved a baby, and a dog who befriended some prisoners.
The last story is the one that made me pause (or should I say "paws"? HA). It's very sweet and all; the dog gets out one day and, being bored, goes over to the prison to find some playmates. They play with her, so she goes back every day to play with them. The owner calls this the dog's "double life." I say "WTF, she isn't f***ing Hannah Montana" And then the dog's owner talks about Susie the dog's amazing ability to not judge based on those orange jumpsuits:
"I believe that she just sees past that idea of them being criminals and knows that they are very loving toward her and she holds no prejudice."
SHE'S A F***ING DOG. She has no idea that these nice guys who play with her are prisoners or criminals or whatever. Not because she "sees past" it, but because she's a freaking dog. She sees a human with a tennis ball and a nice voice and labels them as "friend." It's not like she's a crusader for criminal acceptance!
That felt good to get out of my system. Now I've got to go. I'm meeting with BB and S to discuss their plans for a rally against universal health care.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Hmmm....

I've just deleted two burgeoning blog posts because I realized they were likely to induce sleep. It's a lot harder than I thought to find enough interesting morsels from my day to cook up a post each day.
Ok, Joey just called Chandler "Chan" on Friends. Has that ever happened before? I've seen every single episode of Friends multiple times and I feel like Joey has never called Chandler that... doesnY000000000000 YYYYYYYY56w22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222b7lop90N 2HYYYYY678 t he usually call Chandler "Chandler"? He doesn't really have a nickname, does he?1`bv W345 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

Whoops! That was Squeak, being all cute and prancing all over my keyboard. She loves doing that. Maybe she was trying to remind me of another Friends episode where Joey says "Chan"? I suppose we'll never know...
Oh, and she also decided that my screen should be colorly inverted. You know, where the white areas are black and every color is it's complimentary color? So my screen now is a lovely mix of black, white, and an odd light orange. Squeak just loooves messing with my head (and computer).


Moral of this blog post: I NEED A LIFE.